When
Saturday
September 12
Rebecca’s 50thLet’s Get
Physical
Lycra On. Sweatbands Up. Dignity Optional.
Saturday · September 12 · North Beach
RSVP by September 2Your workout schedule
The vital statistics
Warm-up
Around
4:00 PM
Where
North Beach
San Francisco
Duration
Approximately
five hours
Exact meeting point and final start time to follow · Adults only · Invited guests only
No. 01 · The main event
The Party
Rebecca is turning 50, which appears to be either a clerical error or an elaborate identity-fraud scheme.
She is still tiny, still alarmingly youthful, and still has the facial skin of a baby who has never paid taxes, opened an email from HR or slept face-down after three martinis.
Nevertheless, the government insists she was born 50 years ago.
So we’re celebrating the only responsible way: with high-octane aerobics energy, disco enthusiasm, aggressive Lycra, competitive treasure hunting and cocktails through North Beach.
You’ll be divided into teams and sent into the wilds of North Beach to solve clues, complete ridiculous challenges and prove who among us is both mentally sharp and capable of walking several blocks after a cocktail.
There will be points.There will be prizes.There will be disputes.There may be lunges.
The starting line-up
Meet the Teams
The Lycra Legends
Stretch first. Ask questions never.
- Jamie
- Alex
- Morgan
The Disco Dynamos
Powered by rhythm and questionable judgment.
- Taylor
- Jordan
- Casey
The North Beach Burners
Feel the burn. Find the clue.
- Riley
- Sam
- Drew
No. 03 · The treasure hunt
Choose Your Challenge
Tap a workout card for the full mission, then use your team code to post photographic proof.
Caught on camera
Wall of Evidence
The wall is suspiciously clean.
The first teams to finish a challenge will leave the first photographic evidence.
No. 02 · Uniform regulations
Dress Code
Full 1970s workout gear is mandatory, non-negotiable and deeply important.
Sweatbands with authorityShort shorts with confidenceAggressive LycraTube socks pulled dangerously highTracksuits and leotardsShoes you can actually walk in
No costume means your team starts with a severe and possibly irreversible disadvantage.
Wear shoes you can actually walk in. This is a treasure hunt, not a stationary-bike class, although several guests may eventually become stationary.
There will be cocktails along the way, so arrange transportation accordingly and do not arrive expecting hydration to be our primary concern.
Final enrollment
Join the Workout
Lycra Lewis is reviewing applications. RSVP by September 2.
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